Sale Price:
$15.00
Original Price:
$20.00
Sarcastic saying wall art. It is 12 inches round and ¼ inch thick. Hand made with 100% wood, high quality.
Please be patient, I’m fucking things up as fast as I can
A striking, unapologetically honest wood-burned sign for anyone who prefers humor with a straight edge. Handcrafted from hardwood, each piece begins with careful sanding and a natural finish. The phrase is engraved and pyrography-burned by hand, producing deep, rich tones that contrast beautifully with the natural grain. Lettering is rendered in a bold, modern serif so the message reads with clarity and character—playful, sharp, and unmistakably human.
Finish and details
Finished with a low-sheen, water-resistant natural finish that enhances the wood’s color and protects the burn work
Pre-installed wall hanger
Ideal for
Home offices, studios, mancaves, and workspaces where candid humor keeps things real.
Gifts for friends or colleagues with a taste for blunt wit.
A bold, conversational piece for entryways or shared living spaces.
Each sign is made to order—no two pieces are identical. Natural variations in grain and burn depth make every sign one-of-a-kind. For a refined, durable piece that marries craftsmanship with irreverent charm, this sign delivers personality and presence.
Sarcastic saying wall art. It is 12 inches round and ¼ inch thick. Hand made with 100% wood, high quality.
Please be patient, I’m fucking things up as fast as I can
A striking, unapologetically honest wood-burned sign for anyone who prefers humor with a straight edge. Handcrafted from hardwood, each piece begins with careful sanding and a natural finish. The phrase is engraved and pyrography-burned by hand, producing deep, rich tones that contrast beautifully with the natural grain. Lettering is rendered in a bold, modern serif so the message reads with clarity and character—playful, sharp, and unmistakably human.
Finish and details
Finished with a low-sheen, water-resistant natural finish that enhances the wood’s color and protects the burn work
Pre-installed wall hanger
Ideal for
Home offices, studios, mancaves, and workspaces where candid humor keeps things real.
Gifts for friends or colleagues with a taste for blunt wit.
A bold, conversational piece for entryways or shared living spaces.
Each sign is made to order—no two pieces are identical. Natural variations in grain and burn depth make every sign one-of-a-kind. For a refined, durable piece that marries craftsmanship with irreverent charm, this sign delivers personality and presence.
